The Guardian May 19, 2004


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NSW Premier Bob Carr is bucking for "Hog of the Year": although 
he's got heaps of competitors he's right up there. Carr and his 
gang of pro-business thugs took away the right of people to use 
common law to sue for damages and lay waste the rights of workers 
to compensation for work-related injury. Consider asbestos 
victims. Most of their claims target James Hardie Industries, 
Australia's biggest asbestos producer until the stuff was banned 
in the 1980s. Hardie knew for decades that asbestos was deadly 
but criminally kept the information under wraps. Carr secretly 
planned to cap asbestos claims by setting up a fund and taking 
away the common law rights of victims. He was saved the problem 
of doing so when Hardie itself set up a fund last year. How 
convenient. Then, earlier this year the Hardie fund was found to 
be $800 million short. Astonishing! Not only that, Hardie ceased 
to exist in Australia, setting up its headquarters in Holland, 
thereby ducking the payment of compensation. How much did Carr 
know about this in advance? I'll leave it to your imagination.

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The Federal Government wants a mentoring program put in place in schools to help wayward boys, who, if they don't knuckle under will be locked up in prison camps in the desert and then deported to a war zone. Or is it that they want to have children asylum seekers in wealthy private schools mentored about their behaviour during riots and tear gas attacks? Children are children, after all, and the Howard Government is using and abusing them in all sorts of ways. So it was that at the same time as Education Minister Brendan Nelson was announcing a mentoring program for "problem" male school students, a report from the Human Rights and Equal Opportunity Commission was condemning the Government's human rights abuses of asylum seeker children in detention. The report found that the little prisoners have been traumatised by fires, tear gas and water cannons and are carrying out mass self harm. As for the mentoring business, would you let your child be indoctrinated by some individual loaded up with the values of this government?
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CAPITALIST HOG OF THE WEEK: is McDonald's. While not wishing to chortle over someone's illness, the colorectal cancer surgery the new president and chief executive of McDonald's has undergone is simply too close to poetic justice to ignore. Charles Bell grew up in Australia with McDonald's, literally. He began his burger odyssey as a teenager and rose through the ranks, no doubt quaffing a goodly amount of the fibreless, high fat product on the way. The millions of obese, junk foodies around the world who have been hoodwinked into the artery-clogging, fast food habit would appreciate the irony. Incidentally, Bell took over from Jim Cantalupo, who recently died suddenly of a heart attack, aged 60.

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