The Guardian October 6, 2004


Just imagine

Peter Dana-Olsen

Recently a story appeared in the Sydney Daily Telegraph of 
July 31, 2004 with the lead line: "Agent Orange on Green River" 
and "Ultimate Weapon Against Weed". Now let's imagine this 
scenario — totally fictitious of course — taking place in one 
of the offices of the Primary Industries Department. A think-tank 
is in progress, concerning the elimination of Salvinia, the 
insidious aquatic weed clogging the Green River.

1st Speaker: We've got to think of other ways to rid the evil 
aquatic weed on the Hawkesbury.

1st Clerk: How much is it costing now?

1st Speaker: Hundreds of thousands of dollars and we can't keep 
up with it!

1st Clerk: It seems to be a simple enough problem. I've done some 
research and $15,000 worth of Agent Orange will fix the problem 
in short order!

1st Speaker :I think he's on to something — what would be the 
downside of this treatment?

2nd Clerk: According to the NSW AG fact, p.7, 6.13, it states, 
"Following intensive herbicide control programs, the dead plant 
material can sometimes cause a temporary pollution problem and 
de-oxygenate the water."

1st Clerk :then how do we solve the temporary pollution problem?

2nd Clerk: The fact sheet says, "by integration of control 
methods with physical removal of some weed prior to treatment".

1st Speaker: But isn't that what we're doing now? We still have 
to pay for some removal.

2nd Clerk: But with this treatment, the pollution can be reduced.

1st Speaker: So it can be reduced, but what happens to the rest 
of the pollution?

1st Clerk: Maybe it just goes away.

2nd Clerk: I'm reading this Agent Orange article in the 
TELEGRAPH, quoting Hawkesbury Green Councillor Leigh 
Williams, along with environmental lobbyist Sue Gleeson as 
saying, "This spray related to the notorious Agent Orange used in 
the Vietnam War; also known as "Agent Blue"; has not only the 
potential to pollute the water, but can also cause physical and 
psychological illness. Much of our drinking water is drawn out of 
the North Richmond area, so that would have been contaminated."

1st Clerk: What do THEY know.

1st Speaker: Well we certainly can't call it "Agent Orange" so we 
will use the trade name "REGLONE" and most folks wouldn't 
associate "REGLONE" with Agent Orange.

2nd Clerk: I have a leaflet here, obviously put out by some 
environ freaks, writing about the problem of the spray that used 
to be on the Darling River about four years ago. The plant growth 
accelerated after application of the spray, then the plants died 
on top of the water, sinking and rotting on the bottom, 
percolating methane gas, and releasing a whole range of green 
house gases. It also released nutrients into the water, which 
encouraged further weed growth and if weeds aren't available to 
absorb these nutrients — the water becomes undrinkable and/or 
unusable — so the Darling River ended up neuro-toxic along with 
turtles we found bleeding from their eyes, nose and anus!

1st Clerk: BLOODY HELL! Those turtles shouldn't be there anyway.

1st Speaker: Well, we should be able to solve those minor 
problems, so all in favour of spraying say 'AYE'

1st Clerk: AYE

2nd Clerk: AYE

1st Speaker: AYE, too. Then it's settled — let us bow our heads 
and spray.

Of course this scenario could never happen in our present stage 
of enlightenment.

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