Culture and Life
by Rob Gowland
Spoken with the dead lately?
Spoken with the dead lately? No, not the Australian Democrats, but people who are actually physically dead, deceased, kaput. Well, neither have I, but according to the Sunday Telegraph on November 7, "it's not uncommon to be in touch with the spirit world". Apparently everybody's doing it. That is, according to the Sunday Tele's aptly-named Body & Soul supplement. The November 7 issue had four main feature articles: three of them predictably enough on such topics as eating less, natural skin care and reducing the size of your bum. The fourth, however, the two-page lead article in the supplement, was a piece of pseudo-scientific nonsense about communicating with the dead. Specious, irresponsible, absurd and dishonest it was tabloid journalism at its worst. Its first paragraph started off seriously enough, reminding us that people have been probing the "tantalising" question of whether there is life after death "for as long as man has inhabited the Earth". Then in the fourth sentence it lurched into the wilds of fantasy: "Serious exploration remained uncharted, however, until in the 1840s ...." Whoa! Serious exploration? Of the afterlife? This is not serious writing, it's a TV script. Some variant of Stargate or Sliders. Or possibly Dr Who. Can't you see the intrepid explorers setting out to cross the River Styx in their inflatable rubber dinghies, under orders to capture one of the inhabitants of "the other side" and return at once? But what, I hear you ask, was the "serious exploration" that took place in the 1840s? Why, that was when "the Fox sisters of Hydesville, New York, revealed their unique gift of communicating with the dead through siances. "The search for clues to the spirit world was popularised, as even sceptics couldn't disprove their claims." Right here, at the beginning of the article, the Sunday Tele has made its position clear: "communicating with the dead" is to be accepted at face value, as fact. Far from requiring spiritualists to prove that they are communicating with the dead, it is up to sceptics to "disprove their claims". Most of the article is made up of anecdotal "evidence", recounting what people claim to have seen or heard. Some of these hardly come close to qualifying as communications with the dead. One young woman from the Sydney suburb of Sutherland, reported that while "going through a particularly stressful period", she had a vision of her dead grandfather. This apparently gave her a sense of calm and gave her life "the redirection it needed". As an "after death communication", however, it is tenuous, to say the least. Incidentally, the spirit world cognoscenti call these communications by their initials, "ADCs". There's nothing like jargon to make something seem real. The ADC I like best is however one from a woman in Wollongong, whose husband reportedly died last Christmas eve. She has, according to the article, "found some respite through incidents that she feels are a sign that John [her dead husband] is near". One of these is then detailed: "On a weekend away, a white feather mysteriously found its way to [her] bedside table, disappeared suddenly, then two months later was found in a tiny, hard to get to compartment of her travel bag." Why on Earth would that make anyone think that their dead husband was trying to communicate with them? He had a thing for feathers? The most quoted authority in the article is an English author, Emma Heathcote-James, who spent five years at Birmingham University researching "contemporary testimonies of angel visitations" (you can get away with anything at English universities). Obviously adept at self-promotion, Heathcote-James' research produced "numerous media releases", followed by a BBC TV documentary and then a book, Seeing Angels. Basically a record of people's accounts of their supposed encounters with angels, the book generated so many letters containing accounts of further "uncanny experiences" that she was able to put them together as a second book, After Death Communication. Her latest book is called They Walk Among Us (don't laugh, this woman is serious). According to the Sunday Tele, her new book "explores the science behind many ADCs". Unfortunately, Ms Heathcote-James tends to talk with her foot in her mouth, as witness her explanation of the "scientifically measurable" way to examine after death communications: "Summon a spirit through someone who is a highly skilled medium, using them as a portal for the deceased to return to our world, as in a siance-type setting. "The information can be witnessed — scientists can record and research the outcomes, using subatomic physics and maths." That sounds eminently technical, until we remember that watching an apple fall off a tree, as Newton did, is also "subatomic physics". The only real scientist quoted in the article is Salih Ozgul, Manager of the Psychology Clinic at the ANU in Canberra. One sentence only is quoted from what was obviously a very carefully worded statement from Ozgul concerning the use of the idea of an afterlife as a way of easing grief after bereavement. "Believing in the existence of an afterlife and that a person may become reunified with deceased loved one on their own death, may for some people, provide solace." Torn from its context and dropped into the middle of the article with no qualifying comment, Ozgul's quote serves to give the appearance of local scientific support to the rest of the pseudo science and mumbo jumbo in it. Finally, in a mish mash of non-science and nonsense, the Telegraph quotes Heathcote-James saying that "many enlightening works" on near-death experiences and out-of-body experiences remain unpublished because what she calls the "scientific elite" prefer apparently "to stick to Einstein's big bang theory of 'when you're dead, you're dead'". Say what?